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So last night i was playing GTA4 for the 3 time and i was just driving around looking for a hooker. Now this is weird because if you playing the game, if you haven’t found a hooker, had your way with her, then killed her… (maybe later i will talk about the gender issues in the game) well i was thinking about the whole hot coffee issue.

During the course of the main plot of the game, the player (as main character Carl “CJ” Johnson) may date up to six girlfriends, carrying out various “date missions” in order to improve his relationship with a particular girl. Once Carl has become particularly close to a girlfriend, she may end a successful date by inviting him into her house for “coffee,” from which Carl may choose to accept or decline. Improving relationships with girlfriends through successful dates and other related activities will eventually reward CJ with new items (vehicles and special wardrobes), along with pre-existing gameplay benefits (e.g. dating a nurse grants the character free visits to the hospital, without losing his weapons, after dying).

In the unmodified version of San Andreas, the player sees an exterior view of the girlfriend’s house while hearing the muffled voices of Carl and his girlfriend as they engage in sexual intercourse. However, the Hot Coffee modification replaces this with a minigame which allows the player to actually enter the girlfriend’s bedroom and control Carl’s actions during sex. None of the six possible sex scenes involve any nudity (except when using the unrelated “Nude Girlfriends” mod), and there are animation problems with the girlfriends’ partly clothed textures and bedrooms.

Rockstar Games, the publisher of the Grand Theft Auto series, initially denied allegations that the minigame was “hidden” in the video game, stating that the Hot Coffee modification (which they claim violated the game’s End User Licence Agreement) is the result of “hackers” making “significant technical modifications to and reverse engineering” the game’s code.[3] However, this claim was undermined when a hacker known as N.A.V.A.I.D G, on July 12, 2005, released an “Action Replay Power Save” for the Xbox console, and codes for the PlayStation 2 Action Replay game enhancer that allowed the scenes to be accessed in each of the console versions. These new methods of accessing “Hot Coffee” demonstrated that the controversial content was, indeed, built into the console versions as well.

The creator of the original PC mod, Patrick Wildenborg (under the Internet alias “PatrickW”), a 38-year-old modder from the Netherlands, rejects Rockstar’s claim that the mod required significant technical effort, pointing out that he only changed a single bit in the installed game’s “main.scm” file, and that there is absolutely no new content that he actually created—every piece of the required code was already in-game, just not available to the player.[4] The PC mod itself is actually just an edited copy of the game script files with the bit changed. The mod was also made possible on the console versions, by changing the bit inside a user’s savegame or by using a third-party modding device. Mods for the Grand Theft Auto series are nothing new. The mod community has flourished for years creating additions to the map, new cars, and even a mod for multi-player gameplay. All of this is possible because Rockstar left the scripts open for mod makers to edit in order to have user created content. Take-Two has stated that the mod constitutes a violation of the End User License Agreement,[5] even though modification of the main.scm file is common within the mod community.

The possibility of enabling the minigame by changing a single bit of code shows that the sexual intercourse content is part of the game’s original data, and not new content inserted into the game by the mod. However, it is not possible to access the sexual content simply by playing the game as intended by the developers, because it was fully disabled and the bit cannot be changed by normal gameplay.[6] The oral sex animations are however clearly visible in the background of an early mission, “Cleaning the Hood”, even in the re-released game.[7] This may explain why the mini-game was not simply removed when the decision was made to cut it from the game: its assets were in use elsewhere.

At the time i thought this was pretty cool and pretty adult. Will i guess this wasn’t scratched but was too expensive to take out of the game so they just left the code in it.  Now while i was playing I started thinking about America’s views towards sex and why we view it with such negitivity. Its sex. It is a natural thing. I don’t think people have noticed because it hasn’t gotten any media attention but in the video game Dragon Age, is pretty graffic sex! how ever its not a game. its a video.  I think that’s the real issue here. And our issue with violence in video games. I guess people feel that if you can do it in a game its like doing it in real life… Sex is better in real life. And if im going to go on a killing spree, then I don’t think playing video games had anything to do with that. I really don’t understand our issue with violence and sex her in America. Especially drugs.  I think its the parents JOB to be involved in the raising of that child. It does take a village to raise a child but the parents are the important factors!

So what do you think blog-gist sphere… IE… Melissa?

Jay-Z wasn’t a big fan of the “We Are the World” remake, which debuted at the Olympic opening ceremonies Friday to benefit Haiti earthquake relief.

“I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: ‘We Are the World,’ I love it, and I understand the point and think it’s great. But I think ‘We Are the World’ is like [Michael Jackson's] ‘Thriller’ to me. I don’t ever wanna see it touched,” Jay-Z told MTVNews.com Saturday night at the 2 Kings dinner in Dallas.


Critics agree with the rapper. Sniped The Washington Post of the song, which featured Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, “The updated take was horribly oversung… save for the 21st-century rap verses added toward the end of the track.” Wrote the New York Times, “Lil Wayne, you’re no Bob Dylan…. as a piece of work, [the song] has all the pitfalls of a Hollywood remake.”

Continued Jay-Z, 40, “I’m a fan of music. I know the plight and everything that’s going on in Haiti. I applaud the efforts: [Millions have been raised] through text [donations] to Haiti. So I appreciate the efforts and everything, but ‘We Are The World’ is [musically] untouchable like ‘Thriller’ is untouchable. Some things are just untouchable. It was a valiant effort, but for me, it’s gonna be untouchable.”

His suggestion?

“I think it’s time for us to make a new [song],” Jay-Z said. “I tried to do that with ‘Stranded,’ [the tune Jay Z, Rihanna and U2's Bono and The Edge premiered at the 'Hope for Haiti Now' telethon]. I didn’t try to make ‘We Are the World,’ but I tried to make our take on how we felt.”

Did you like the remake?

Im going to hell part II

I just finished watching You got mail,  and was waiting for the next movie to start up but The new heal the world song came on. Now this isn’t MTV or whatever music channel i was watching. I was watching  Syfy.  And that now im all for aid for Hati or helping anyone. However! I fucking hate that song! Its so overly commercial and milking god knows what… and It just really pisses me off! REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

You got Mail….

So i just finished watching You got mail. Again. For the 50th time… Really like that movie! Dave Chappelle, Tom Hanks, and beautiful Meg Ryan. And yes I find her very attractive.  I don’t her now. But back in the day, oh yeah! I still refuse to watch Courage under Fire. But while watching this movie i started thinking about Chat rooms.  I have never been on one. That maybe weird in this day in age, but they have always scared me. I been on private rooms with friends but that doesn’t count cause we started our own room and started talking. Well today i thinking that today may be the day that I go down this road. Wish me luck… Hopefully i won’t end up dead been anally raped by weird people…

If you havent’ noticed to my one reader… I dont blog alot.  its not because I don’t have anything to day, its because i don’t like the way i want to say stuff. I like to talk.  I like to tell people about my opinion. However I dont like writing about my opinion. I don’t know about anyone else but it takes me a while to get my thoughts to paper. I think in the past i used to be alot better at this however typing and writing are two different things. I am a horrible speller! And Im horrible at grammar. I type the way i think but not necessarily the way i talk.  I just want to tell people what my thoughts are or just talk about it. I don’t want to write about it. Now will i grab a web cam and start going at it, no.  I think that is so lame. The whole plateform has been ruined for me. I have no intrest of being that loser. Well not a loser but I just dont think its cool. I find it very lame

I was watching The Simpsons this morning and this song came on and i couldn’t stop laughing…
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart (Where?)
Down in my heart (Where?)
Down in my heart
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart (Where?)
Down in my heart to stay
And I’m so happy
So very happy
I’ve got the love of Jesus in my heart (down in my heart)
And I’m so happy
So very happy
I’ve got the love of Jesus in my heart

1) You never show up at the park without your colorful compartmentalized snack trays loaded up with finger foods from each of the five food groups. Watching you doling them out to your kids, I wonder if you think you’re hosting a cocktail party for midgets.

2) Your car is covered in bumper stickers announcing each and every achievement of your gifted child. Why stop there? Affix a sticker to tell the world your kid’s potty trained: Proud parent of a kid who can wipe his own ass!

3) Your diaper bag matches your outfit, which matches your manicured nails, which matches your burp cloths. And when your baby does spit up (I’m sure it rarely happens, oh, perfect one) I half expect it to be in the same color scheme as your Bugaboo.

4) Because, hyper-organized freak that you are, you put your kids on the waiting list for preschool before you even conceived. Now, I’m unable to find an opening within a 150-mile radius of my home and must commute to a different time zone to find a decent school.

5) Waiting in line at Target, you feel it necessary to bestow me with your unsolicited childrearing advice. Hey, if you’re so knowledgeable about parenting, write a book. I won’t buy it, but when it’s for sale on Amazon I’ll be sure to give you a much-deserved one star review.

6) Must you really blather on that your children have never even seen a television, let alone watch one? What do you do with your kids at night–flip through a picture book version of War and Peace?

7) Every year, must you inflict us all with your annual holiday “brag letter?” This year, cut to the chase and give it a new title: “Why I Think My Family is Better Than Yours.”

8) I don’t know how you got your pre-baby body back, but I’m thinking it involved a knife and a hefty credit card bill. How much is vaginal rejuvenation these days anyway?

9) Because regular sleepaway camp isn’t good enough for your kid. You’ve got to send them to Tennis Camp, Astronaut Camp or Throw Your Money Away Camp.

10) Finally, if you’ve ever said anything resembling this statement “Since I’ve had kids, I love having sex more than ever,” then come on over to my house and have sex with my husband. I’m beat.

Ok so I really didn’t write any of this or read it, i just copied and pasted it, but I read the headline and I felt it best described my feelings towards her!

Curling

I remember Curling being cooler…. hummmmmm

Regrets…

So for some strange reason after having a few… watching tv, and thinking… I having some serious regrets! I don’t even k now why… for those who don’t know I like to live in the moment, like a black Frank Sinatra, or a cooler Obama. Anyways im just being thinking about how i handled things… ahhhhhh! Fucking it! Lets sneak a shot! Im out bitches!

Freedom!!!!

Whenever I hear “they hate us because of our freedom’ or “because they hate our way of life” or some other lame comment, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. If real people didn’t suffer the consequences of it, such ignorance would be amusing. But what is really annoying thing about statements like these is that they perpetuate the myth that we live in a land of freedom. The sad fact is, we are not free, and anyone who knows anything about history or even today we are not free. Logic argues that Osama bin Laden did not convince 19 educated men to simultaneously commit suicide in defiance of freedom of assembly. They didn’t die because we fill their theaters with campy movies or seduce their young with Jerry Levis and Big Macs and Britney Spears CDs. Even fanatics don’t develop soul-deep hatred of intangibles like democracy – much less give their lives to prove it. We are the only country that pretty much has a military base on very continent We force our views and values on others and if you don’t agree with it then your stupid and wonder why they hate us… Oh our freedom!

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